The old accountant model
The modern small business accountant
Special offer
£1
Normally £300One-off setup
We keep this price low because once you're set up properly, you tend to stay with us for years. Avoid the early pitfalls. Save time. Start with confidence.
£1 setup applies where you appoint us for agreed ongoing support.
Pull back the covers
£147
Refunded if you joinFixed fee
For existing business owners losing sleep wondering whether their accountant is giving them the right advice — and who want a proper deep dive into a specific issue.
We aim for the session to pay for itself many times over.
Accounts, tax returns, bookkeeping, VAT and payroll — the core work done properly, on time, every time.
Proactive planning to minimise tax, tax enquiry fee protection available and dealing with HMRC so you don't have to.
Regular numbers and practical advice on profit, pricing, margins, cashflow and the decisions that actually move the needle.
Extras to make life easier — such as free company formation, free mortgage references, independent legal advice lines & even free movie tickets (conditions in FAQs).
Inheritance tax and estate planning, plus a referral to a regulated IFA for anything investment-related.
A dedicated accountant you can actually reach — clear replies, no minimum contract, deadline reminders, and someone who knows your business.
Xero Certified AccountantsMany businesses migrated every year.
Desktop or cloudWe can also help you migrate off legacy versions, if its time.
QuickBooks ProAdvisorsFrom sole traders up to mid-size Ltd Cos.
Free or low cost softwareFor micro businesses that want invoicing, bookkeeping and VAT tools without the cost.
Receipt capture sortedWell plug it straight into your bookkeeping.
The freelancer favouriteSimple, stress-free accounting software built around the way freelancers actually work.Plus all of these, and more besides - tell us what you run and we'll confirm in the first call.
easyCHANGE service
Worried about the hassle? Don't be. You don't have to lift a finger or have an awkward conversation with your old accountant.
One short form and a quick chat to get going.
We handle the professional clearance process and request the information we need from your existing accountant.
Software, deadlines and your first numbers, usually within weeks.
No gap in your filings. No lost records. No awkward conversations — we do that bit.
We’ll dig into last year’s accounts and tax. If we spot major issues, overclaimed or underclaimed items or potential savings, we’ll explain them clearly — and help put things right.
ACCA Certified
In the UK anyone can call themselves an "accountant". We're Certified Accountants — independently regulated, professionally insured, and held to the highest ethical standards.
We're different. We're Certified Accountants.
When it comes to your tax, your business, and your financial future, the person you choose is the difference between peace of mind and potential disaster.
Many lenders require references from qualified accountants. Our credentials tick that box without question.
When your accountant is properly qualified, regulated and supervised, HMRC takes the file seriously from the start — exactly what ACCA membership guarantees.
We're subject to ACCA practice reviews and ongoing regulatory oversight — not just our own word for it.
If you ever have an issue (rare, but possible), you have access to an independent complaints process through the ACCA.
The ACCA, not HMRC, oversees our anti-money-laundering compliance — supervised by an independent professional body.
Verify our membership in the official ACCA Directory of Certified Accountants
Why gamble your business on someone who isn't regulated?
The Tax & Beans Guarantee
We don't make vague promises about "great service". We put ours in writing— every clause, in plain English.
For recurring work, your first month costs nothing. No invoice. No obligation. No awkward conversations if it's not for you.
Just a proper feel for what it's like to have a real accounting team behind you.
If something isn't right, tell us. We'll correct it. Quickly, professionally, and without complaint— until you're satisfied.
If we've had the chance to put something right and you still don't believe we've delivered, we'll refund the fees for that work.
No argument. No delay. No small-print wriggle.
If you ever decide to move on, we'll release your records promptly and cooperate fully with your new accountant.
No missing files. No passive obstruction. No drama.
We'll also send you two cinema tickets on the way out.
Because how a firm behaves at the end tells you everything about its character.
Let us know within 30 days of the work being completed if something's wrong. That's it. No hoops. No buried clauses.